Leslie's Omnibus

Drive-Bys

What's V-Man's monkey doing in Pammy's boudoir? Doesn't that bother Ziggy at all?
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I'm thinking we need to send a platinum-plated invitation to The Manolo for the next Blodgtoberfest in Helen. Based on this post alone, I'm thinking he'd fit in just fine with the rest of us blown-eyed blodgers.
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I've been tagged by Nancy V. (who really, really needs a blog of her own): Bold any of the following that are true.

Have you ever...

  • smoked a cigarette
  • crashed a friend's car
  • stolen a car
  • been in love
  • been dumped
  • shoplifted (A roll of Necco Wafers when I was 4 or 5)
  • been fired
  • been in a fist fight
  • snuck out of your parent's house
  • had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
  • been arrested
  • gone on a blind date
  • lied to a friend
  • skipped school (Once, to stop a troubled friend from doing something even more completely stupid than skipping school)
  • seen someone die
  • had a crush on one of your internet friends
  • been to Canada
  • been to Mexico
  • been on a plane
  • purposely set a part of yourself on fire
  • eaten sushi
  • been jet-skiing
  • met someone in person from the internet (in fact, a bunch of them)
  • been moshing at a concert
  • taken pain killers
  • loved and missed someone or love and miss someone right now
  • made a snow angel
  • had a tea party
  • flown a kite
  • built a sand castle
  • gone puddle jumping (in my brother's brand new hi-top Chuck's)
  • played dress up
  • jumped in a pile of leaves
  • gone sledding
  • cheated while playing a game
  • been lonely
  • fallen asleep at work or school
  • used a fake id
  • watched a sun set
  • felt an earthquake
  • touched a snake
  • slept beneath the stars
  • been tickled
  • been robbed
  • been misunderstood
  • petted a reindeer/goat
  • won a contest (unless you count a football pool or a Kentucky Derby pool)
  • run a red light/stop sign
  • been suspended from school
  • been in a car accident
  • had braces
  • eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night (An entire bag of salt & vinegar potato chips is another story, however)
  • had deja vu
  • danced in the moonlight
  • liked the way you looked at least at one point in time
  • witnessed a crime (A shooting in my old neighborhood. Yikes!)
  • questioned your heart
  • been obsessed with post-it notes
  • squished barefoot through the mud
  • been lost
  • been on the opposite side of the country (I've been on both coasts)
  • swam in the ocean
  • felt like dying
  • cried yourself to sleep
  • played cops and robbers
  • recently colored with crayons
  • sung karaoke (I was a finalist in a big karaoke contest on a cruise ship, in fact)
  • paid for a meal with only coins
  • done something you told yourself you wouldn't
  • made prank phone calls
  • laughed until some kinda beverage came out of your nose
  • caught a snow flake on your tongue
  • danced in the rain
  • written a letter to Santa Claus
  • been kissed under the mistletoe by your boy/girlfriend
  • watched the sun rise with someone you care about
  • blown bubbles
  • made a bonfire on the beach
  • crashed a party
  • gone rollerskating
  • had a wish come true
  • worn pearls
  • jumped off a bridge
  • ate dog/cat food
  • told a complete stranger that you loved them
  • kissed a mirror
  • sang in the shower
  • had a dream you married someone
  • glued your hand to something
  • got your tongue stuck to something
  • kissed a fish or a frog
  • sat on a roof top (drinking Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill. Eek! I didn't think they still made that swill)
  • screamed at the top of your lungs
  • did a one handed cartwheel
  • talked on the phone for more the 6 hours
  • stayed up all night
  • not taken a shower for a week
  • picked and eaten an apple right off the tree
  • climbed a tree
  • had a tree house
  • admitted you are scared to watch scary movies alone
  • believed in ghosts
  • had more than 30 pairs of shoes at the same time
  • worn a really ugly outfit to school just to see what others would say
  • gone streaking
  • gone dingdong ditching (Heck if I know)
  • pushed into a pool/hottub with all your clothes on
  • been told you're hot by a complete stranger
  • broken a bone
  • been easily amused
  • caught a fish
  • caught a butterfly
  • laughed so hard you cried
  • cried so hard you laughed
  • laughed so hard you pee your pants
  • cheated on a test
  • had or do you currently have a Britney Spears CD
  • forgotten someone's name (I'm great with faces. I suck at names)
  • french braided someone's hair (I bought a book to learn how to teach my friend Carra's daughter Alexa how to do it)
  • been kissed by someone you didn't like
  • gone skinny dipping in a pool /lake
  • been threatened to be kicked out of your house
  • been kicked out of your house
Well, have you?
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Leslie

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I am gonna take the fifth on ALL of that shit.

og said...

That was ME, by the way. Don't know why it stripped off the Og

Blonde Justice said...

Oh, maybe I'll have to do this.