Leslie's Omnibus

Drive-Bys

What's V-Man's monkey doing in Pammy's boudoir? Doesn't that bother Ziggy at all?
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I'm thinking we need to send a platinum-plated invitation to The Manolo for the next Blodgtoberfest in Helen. Based on this post alone, I'm thinking he'd fit in just fine with the rest of us blown-eyed blodgers.
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I've been tagged by Nancy V. (who really, really needs a blog of her own): Bold any of the following that are true.

Have you ever...

  • smoked a cigarette
  • crashed a friend's car
  • stolen a car
  • been in love
  • been dumped
  • shoplifted (A roll of Necco Wafers when I was 4 or 5)
  • been fired
  • been in a fist fight
  • snuck out of your parent's house
  • had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
  • been arrested
  • gone on a blind date
  • lied to a friend
  • skipped school (Once, to stop a troubled friend from doing something even more completely stupid than skipping school)
  • seen someone die
  • had a crush on one of your internet friends
  • been to Canada
  • been to Mexico
  • been on a plane
  • purposely set a part of yourself on fire
  • eaten sushi
  • been jet-skiing
  • met someone in person from the internet (in fact, a bunch of them)
  • been moshing at a concert
  • taken pain killers
  • loved and missed someone or love and miss someone right now
  • made a snow angel
  • had a tea party
  • flown a kite
  • built a sand castle
  • gone puddle jumping (in my brother's brand new hi-top Chuck's)
  • played dress up
  • jumped in a pile of leaves
  • gone sledding
  • cheated while playing a game
  • been lonely
  • fallen asleep at work or school
  • used a fake id
  • watched a sun set
  • felt an earthquake
  • touched a snake
  • slept beneath the stars
  • been tickled
  • been robbed
  • been misunderstood
  • petted a reindeer/goat
  • won a contest (unless you count a football pool or a Kentucky Derby pool)
  • run a red light/stop sign
  • been suspended from school
  • been in a car accident
  • had braces
  • eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night (An entire bag of salt & vinegar potato chips is another story, however)
  • had deja vu
  • danced in the moonlight
  • liked the way you looked at least at one point in time
  • witnessed a crime (A shooting in my old neighborhood. Yikes!)
  • questioned your heart
  • been obsessed with post-it notes
  • squished barefoot through the mud
  • been lost
  • been on the opposite side of the country (I've been on both coasts)
  • swam in the ocean
  • felt like dying
  • cried yourself to sleep
  • played cops and robbers
  • recently colored with crayons
  • sung karaoke (I was a finalist in a big karaoke contest on a cruise ship, in fact)
  • paid for a meal with only coins
  • done something you told yourself you wouldn't
  • made prank phone calls
  • laughed until some kinda beverage came out of your nose
  • caught a snow flake on your tongue
  • danced in the rain
  • written a letter to Santa Claus
  • been kissed under the mistletoe by your boy/girlfriend
  • watched the sun rise with someone you care about
  • blown bubbles
  • made a bonfire on the beach
  • crashed a party
  • gone rollerskating
  • had a wish come true
  • worn pearls
  • jumped off a bridge
  • ate dog/cat food
  • told a complete stranger that you loved them
  • kissed a mirror
  • sang in the shower
  • had a dream you married someone
  • glued your hand to something
  • got your tongue stuck to something
  • kissed a fish or a frog
  • sat on a roof top (drinking Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill. Eek! I didn't think they still made that swill)
  • screamed at the top of your lungs
  • did a one handed cartwheel
  • talked on the phone for more the 6 hours
  • stayed up all night
  • not taken a shower for a week
  • picked and eaten an apple right off the tree
  • climbed a tree
  • had a tree house
  • admitted you are scared to watch scary movies alone
  • believed in ghosts
  • had more than 30 pairs of shoes at the same time
  • worn a really ugly outfit to school just to see what others would say
  • gone streaking
  • gone dingdong ditching (Heck if I know)
  • pushed into a pool/hottub with all your clothes on
  • been told you're hot by a complete stranger
  • broken a bone
  • been easily amused
  • caught a fish
  • caught a butterfly
  • laughed so hard you cried
  • cried so hard you laughed
  • laughed so hard you pee your pants
  • cheated on a test
  • had or do you currently have a Britney Spears CD
  • forgotten someone's name (I'm great with faces. I suck at names)
  • french braided someone's hair (I bought a book to learn how to teach my friend Carra's daughter Alexa how to do it)
  • been kissed by someone you didn't like
  • gone skinny dipping in a pool /lake
  • been threatened to be kicked out of your house
  • been kicked out of your house
Well, have you?
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Leslie

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

That was ME, by the way. Don't know why it stripped off the Og

Blonde Justice said...

Oh, maybe I'll have to do this.