Leslie's Omnibus: Drive Bys

Off the Grid Aliases, snagged gleefuly from Joanie:

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Omnibus Driver

2. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (mother and fathers middle name): Jones Junior

3. NASCAR NAME (first name of your mother’s dad, father’s dad): Everett Gust

4. STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name): Driom

5. DETECTIVE NAME (favorite color, favorite animal): Green Frenchie (flip those around and that might just work)

6. SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, town where you were born): Meredith Belmont

7. SUPERHERO NAME (2nd fav color, fav drink, add “THE” to the beginning): The Purple Pinot

8. FLY NAME (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name): Omer

9. STREET NAME (fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie): Bubblegum Crisp

10. PORN NAME (1st pet’s name, street you grew up on): Mr. Fletcher Delores (and Mr. Fletcher turned out to be a female, so I guess it’s a hermaphrodite porn star name)

11. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of last name plus izzle): Driizzle

13. YOUR IRAQI NAME (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name): Mimeusver

14. YOUR GOTH NAME (black, and the name of one of your pets): Black Tepanga

15. STRIPPER NAME (name of your favorite perfume/cologne, favorite candy): Angel Godiva

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At last, the perfect cocktail for my favorite pirate!
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