Drive-Bys

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Holy Captain Ahab! How cool is this???
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Quote of the Day:

Don't get me wrong, I think that tattoos on girls are extremely hot, I just worry that in 30 years we're going to have a population of grandmothers who are all sporting wrinkled faded symbols for God knows what that they will have to explain to their grandkids. "Grandma was at Lollapalooza, and she just had to have this Asian symbol that means 'dehydrated' tattooed right here in between her ample bosom." I'm just saying that it could be a problem. Make sure that you triple-check the meanings of any symbols that you're not 100 percent familiar with, and always quadruple-check spelling. Needles don't have spell-checkers.

Perzackly.
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Governor Give-Away is toying with the idea of another run. So how do the party loyals feel about that?

"Rod Blagojevich couldn’t be elected dog catcher in Illinois," said state Sen. Mike Jacobs (D-East Moline), reflecting the broad legislative discontent with Blagojevich.

"The governor has some real serious issues and among them is that he’s had difficulty keeping his word. He’s been a terrible leader. He hasn’t built any bridges. All the opportunity he promised eight years ago? Where’s it at?"

'Scuse me while I clean up after that last spit-take.