Human beds are simply too small. It would be great if the humans would do me a solid and sleep on the floor. -- Mackenzie_____
Found via Jay:
You Are Cayenne Pepper |
You are very over the top and a bit overwhelming. You have a fiery personality, and you can give anyone a good jolt. You can easily take things up a couple notches, no matter what crowd you're running with. |
Which led to this logical leap:
You Are Hot Sauce |
You are the life of any party, because you're so good at bringing people out of their shell. You have a knack for helping people happily embrace their true selves. You are ambitious, driven, and fearless. You love taking risks. Your taste in food is 100% adventurous. You're up for sampling any exotic cuisine or someone's kitchen experiments. You live for trying new things, and you get sick of eating the same food (even if it's very delicious). |
There's no getting away from it, is there?
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The funniest thing I've read all month is here. It's also why I believe little white lies are sometimes a very good thing.
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Giggle of the Day:
more cat pictures
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Ear Worm of the Day:
This one is for Long-Departed Dad and the Princess Mom. Daddy danced left-handed, and the only person in the world who could follow his lead was the Princess Mom. This was one of their favorites.
2 comments:
I am oregano and salsa. Htey don't seem to go together very well. - Meezer Mom
“She asked why I always wanted a hummer, but I wouldn’t ever, like, munch the clam. So I told her it was like tongue-kissing a drunk Bassett hound down there — all flappy and drooly. Agreeable, but disgusting.”
Made my day! LOL
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