Leslie's Omnibus

Drive-Bys

Quote of the Day:
Human beds are simply too small. It would be great if the humans would do me a solid and sleep on the floor. -- Mackenzie
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Found via Jay:




You Are Cayenne Pepper



You are very over the top and a bit overwhelming.

You have a fiery personality, and you can give anyone a good jolt.

You can easily take things up a couple notches, no matter what crowd you're running with.



Which led to this logical leap:




You Are Hot Sauce



You are the life of any party, because you're so good at bringing people out of their shell.

You have a knack for helping people happily embrace their true selves.

You are ambitious, driven, and fearless. You love taking risks.

Your taste in food is 100% adventurous.

You're up for sampling any exotic cuisine or someone's kitchen experiments.

You live for trying new things, and you get sick of eating the same food (even if it's very delicious).



There's no getting away from it, is there?
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The funniest thing I've read all month is here. It's also why I believe little white lies are sometimes a very good thing.
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Giggle of the Day:

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Ear Worm of the Day:



This one is for Long-Departed Dad and the Princess Mom. Daddy danced left-handed, and the only person in the world who could follow his lead was the Princess Mom. This was one of their favorites.
Leslie

2 comments:

The Meezers said...

I am oregano and salsa. Htey don't seem to go together very well. - Meezer Mom

Northwoods Woman said...

“She asked why I always wanted a hummer, but I wouldn’t ever, like, munch the clam. So I told her it was like tongue-kissing a drunk Bassett hound down there — all flappy and drooly. Agreeable, but disgusting.”

Made my day! LOL