Leslie's Omnibus

From the Rowdies in the Back of the Bus

The Sweetheart of Shell Knob, MO, a former Chicagoland resident, sends this little gem:

Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Wisconsin is planning to do its own entitled "Survivor - Wisconsin-Style"....

The contestants will start in Milwaukee; travel up to Sheboygan and on to Manitowoc and Green Bay. Then they will head over to Wausau and up to Rhinelander and Minocqua. From there they will proceed up to Ashland and Superior. Then back down through Rice Lake, Eau Claire, and all the way down to Madison and back over to Milwaukee.

Each contestant will be driving a pink Volvo with Illinois license plates and a large bumper sticker that reads: Brett Favre is Gay. I'm a vegetarian. Bratwurst clogs your arteries. The Green Bay Packers suck. Go Bears! Cheese is high in cholesterol. Hillary in 2008. Deer hunting is murder and I'm here to confiscate your guns.

The first one that makes it back to Milwaukee alive WINS! Good luck to all contestants.

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TEST YOUR EYES !!

Can you find the B (there are 2B's)?

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*Once you’ve found the B,* *find the 1*

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*Once you found the 1,* *find the 6*

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*)nce you’ve found the 6,* find the N (it's hard!!)

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*Once you've found the N,* find the Q*

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A bit of advise from Elizabeth:

If you sometimes get the sudden urge to run around naked, drink some Windex.

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It will keep you from streaking.

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Leslie

3 comments:

rsm said...

maybe my eyes aren't so old yet... or maybe I constantly scan my environment for things out of place...

Harvey said...

For Survivor Wisconsin, you get bonus points if you're able to correctly pronounce the city names :-)

Livey said...

Haha, Nobody would make it past the Northwoods!