This gave me the giggles. And yes -- I can drive a stick, thank you.
Ah! So it's not about the safety. It's all about the money.
This is Chicago... and it should come as no surprise.
Thanks to Jay Solo and our discussion of the Chinese zodiac Blogthing, I stumbled across this gem of a description of those of us born in the Year of the Dog:
"Because they genuinely feel they know best, they can sometimes appear bossy." (Emphasis mine.)Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha!!!
It had to have been written by someone born in the Year of the Dog. Of course we're not bossy. It only appears that way.
(And, man, does the truth hurt.)