Leslie's Omnibus


Lawyers, hell! This is going on MY Christmas list.

Wait a minute, Samantha. I can think of at least a couple of ladies who'd be happy to volunteer for that duty!

In fact, you might as well count me in, too. Anything less would be unpatriotic.

Oh. And when you need to line up a good excuse for what happened and why, your Alcohoroscope offers as good as any.

So what's my own excuse?
Leo likes to drink and dance--they're often fabulous dancers, and usually pretty good drinkers as well, losing their commanding dignity and turning kittenish. Of course, they're quite aware they're darling--Leos will be Leos, after all. They generally know their limit, probably because they loathe losing self-control. When they get over-refreshed, expect flirting to ensue--and perhaps not with the one what brung them. But Leo's not the type to break rules even when drunk, so just try to ignore it (try harder, Cancer) and expect a sheepish (and hung over) Lion to make it up to you the next day.
Scary, man.

So... it's not just the tree rats getting squirrelly on addictive substances. Is nothing sacred any more? Not even nature?


Tammi said...

Oh yeah, sign me up for duty! :-)

But wait! Given that I tend to forget my underware, does that disqualify me?!?!?

Erica said...

Wow, a fireman's underwear inspector ... sweeeeeeeeeet ... woman, you are so generous; thanks for thinking of me, as I am feelin' a might randy lately.

Sam said...

Yes, perhaps there's room for more female underwear inspectors as the firehalls; we can designate rolls according to city.

And, thanks for the link love.