It's things like this that remind me of Old Crankypants:
A couple of Jedi tests for Deb and Barb:
You scored 63 on the Force Sensitivity/Jedi Chart!
Other Jedi like you: Luke Skywalker, Mara Jade, Leia Organa Solo, Anakin Skywalker (before turn), Ki-Adi Mundi, Aayla Secura and Revan(after rescue)
You are a Jedi Knight, the symbol of what is good and just in the galaxy. You are in control of your feelings though you may rarely do something considered dark or think of yourself before others. Hardly any darkness makes it through you.
You are a very skilled fighter and have heightened mental and athletic abilities only other can dream of. You use your abilities not for yourself though but to help others, and while you have probably killed, it was either in defense of others or in defense of yourself. You prefer to negotiate or detain rather then kill as both give your soul much easier rest. You command the respect of a great many and as many Jedi were you are probably a high ranking officer in an army.
You have little left to accomplish as becoming a Master is a matter of completely giving yourself to the Force and being respected by other Jedi. Teach yourself new things and seek out training you have not had yet and you may very well become a Jedi Master. Be wary of the Sith, as they will seek to destroy and those around you.
Thank you for taking my test, if you have any comments, complaints or anything you'd like to see changed/added, please contact me through here or my email (email@example.com).
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
|Link: The Jedi Test written by zabomb on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test|
I am a Shadow Jedi leaning light
"Just push yourself a bit more and you can make it to be a light Jedi my friend! Remember to always keep your cool, and try to help others in need. By the looks of it you always wish to help people but would want to be left alone when you're down in the dumps and wouldn't want to be bothered."
True Jedi Test By Ocean-Saurian and PrincessLeia2
Only a kick-ass gal like Nancy could find humor like this in the middle of being treated for a pulmonary embolism and a blood clot in her leg:
Lovely lady, my roomie. She was a little confused while I was there. All the while, the nurses and doctors and therapists would come in and assess her cognitively. One question came up again and again. "Do you know what the date is?" One time, she answered 1996. The doctor gently corrected her and told her that it was actually 2006. My dear roomie said, "Well. No wonder I'm so tired, traveling all that time at once." I wish I could have seen her doctor's face.Go send her get well wishes.
(Sheesh. The things I miss when my life gets out of control. But, guys? Even if I'm not able to read your blogs, I'm checking email at least a couple of times a day. For goodness sake, please make sure to let me know about stuff like this in the future, okay?)
This guy, on the other hand, always cracks me up: "Fuzzy crapper seat covers are the tool of satan."