Bear Down...

The Sweetheart of Shell Knob, MO sent this for all you Bears fans out there:

A Prayer for the Bears

Our Papa, who art a Bear,
Hallowed be thy fame,
Thy Championship come,
Thy play be run,
At home as it is away.

Give us this day our Sunday win,
And forgive us our turnovers,
Though we pounce on those who turnover against us,
And lead us not into fourth and long,
But deliver us from Krenzel.

In the name of Ditka,


And Butkus,

And the holy Payton,

As it was in 1985,

So shall it be in 2006,
Reign without end,
DAAAAAmen!