Holy moley! I went from Flappy Birdhood to Large Mammal-ness in 24 hours.
(I'll enjoy it for the 30 seconds it lasts. Geeze. All I had really aspired to was to get back to being an Adorable Rodent again.)
Update: I was right about that 30 seconds. Less than 12 hours later I embraced Wiggly Wormness. Sheesh.
Update 2: It looks like there's a schism in the Ecosystem. All the inbound links appear to have gone kaflooey.