Leslie's Omnibus


Pammy just reminded me that my mother occasionally offers up pithy little phrases that leave me scratching my head. (So what was it that Pammy said that got me started? "It's been dry, too. Dry as a popcorn fart.")

Some Princess Momilies that stand out in particular:
He/she drives like the Hammers of Hell.

We shot through that like shit through a tin horn.
What momilies does your mother pop up with?


Richmond said...

One of her favorites was "I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

LL said...

Ummm, I don't know what "have a cow" means, but I saw some little duckies the other day.

Bwaaaaaahahahaha! It's great having a mom who speaks English as her second language.

Catfish said...

It is as tight as dick's hatband.