The Sweetheart of Shell Knob, MO wants you to know...
In these serious times it is important for all of us, of all faiths, to recognize these four Religious Truths:
1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people.
2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world.
4. Presbyterians do not recognize each other at Hooters
I'll bet this guy could do a dandy photo illustration of just how this might have happened:
(Thanks, Elizabeth! I giggle myself silly over this.)
Montgomery Epstein was taking an oral examination. He was asked to spell "cultivate," and he did so correctly.
"But do you know what the word means?" asked the teacher. "Can you use it in a sentence?"
For a moment
I went to the bank the other day...I asked the banker to check my balance...so she pushed me!
What did the Jewish bank teller say to her customers? "You never write, you never call, you only visit when you need money."Hear about the new synagogue in
Update: I knew it was too funny to be true... but still...
Oh, well... my colleague Hattie, who brought this to my attention, also notes that there is a blog just bursting with hoaxey factoids.