This, my friends, is why I didn't study rocket science in college:
You're a poetic intellectual.
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(A tip of the cap to Denny.)
I hate remakes of classic movies.
Can't understand why anyone would want to make one.
Can't understand why a studio would fund one.
Can't understand why anyone would pay good money to see one.
And I really can't believe that, all that being said, I want to see this movie.
In the theater, not on DVD.
Hell is freezing over at this very moment.