Leslie's Omnibus

Drive-Bys

Overheard at Emil's on an opera night:
"She had legs like two sticks of gum and tits out to Montauk."
Classy, huh?
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If you've been following the Pajamas Media tale, you just have to read this parody. Side-splittingly funny.

(A tip of the cap to Mog.)
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Quote of the day:

"Still, I believe that there's a difference between saying you want to do something, and actually whipping out Mr. Lizard and doing the deed. No sperm, no foul, really."

Bwaaaaahhhhhhhhahahahahahaha!!!
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Now here's a holiday that should appeal to V-Man.

(A tip of the cap to J-Walk.)
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One more thing...

What Your Underwear Says About You
You like your underwear to make you feel girlish and pretty. Let's hope you're a chick.
You're sexy, in that pinup girl, tease sort of way.


(A tip of the cap to caltechgirl.)
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Leslie

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