Leslie's Omnibus

Drive-Bys

I keep on getting these wacky ear worms. Try today's on for size:



That'll stick with you for a while.
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Since I've met just about everyone Great Reader mentions in this post, it's doubly funny. And the comments just keep the laughter flowing.

Somebody's got to get this guy to a blogmeet.
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All funny stuff aside, Crystal, hands down, has got to be the bravest blogger I know. Go here for the Crazy Chronicles.

Scrappy and brutally honest.

I take my hat off to her.
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A quick funny from the Sweetheart of Shell Knob, MO:

Involuntary Muscular Contractions

A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical students. Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know what your asshole is doing while you're having an orgasm?"

She replied, "Probably deer hunting with his buddies."

The professor laughed so hard he could not continue with the class...
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Bacon dogs are illegal in Los Angeles? That's just un-American! Not to mention sacriligious. And another reason I'll never move to the left coast.
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Happy weekend, all!
Leslie

2 comments:

Jim - PRS said...

Great Reader clazy man. Too much kimchee. He stink rike galric.

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I just wanted to give a greeting and tell you I like your website very much. lol at the professor's one.