Leslie's Omnibus

Drive-Bys

What happens when a Redneck meets an infamous North Korean? Hilarity, that's what:

Dear Jihad… Gw8 Weader of TMZ.com and all things Elvis.

I think you and your people are reawy awight. (Got Damn, this Koreen’s hard to type… keyboards upsidedown and backerds) Y’all’s just missin’ a few scwews. Been givin’ ‘em away for too boucou time for 5 dolla. I think we shipped those bastards, and the scwews, to Taiwan, or Tibet, one of them Ti places Might have been Ti-Chee, or mabye Ti-Boh. We were just tryin’ to hep a brother out. It’s what we do here in ‘merica!
Yes, indeedy!
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I have had ENOUGH precipitation already. Enough! (Well, apparently not enough.)
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If you want to protest China and it's actions, protest China. But leave the damned Olympics ALONE.

The Olympics are not about politics. The games are a celebration of athleticism and a symbol of unity.

Leave the torch relay alone, and take your protest to where it rightly belongs -- to the people and government of China. Leave the IOC and the athletes out of it.
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He just can't stand not being in the news. Neither can his attorney. Shit heels.
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Finally! An ex-NBA player you can really look up to. The Chicago Public School System could really benefit from his company's expertise!
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Nick Digilio took an hour out of his radio show on Sunday to discuss the topic of memorable mustaches in pop culture. Overlooked? One of my childhood favorites:



Gotta love that Oil Can Harry.
Leslie

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