Leslie's Omnibus

Drive-Bys

Quote of the Day:
I’m not completely au fait with the nuances of men’s fashion but I think there’s a real trend towards a more wearable look next season.
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You Are a Classic Martini

You area sophisticated drinker, who knows that simple quality is over-rated.

You're a knowledgeable drunk, but sometimes you're a know-it-all when you're blasted.

You should never: Drink and gossip. You tend to forget who's standing right behind you!

Your ideal party: Has a real bartender. But no one mixes a better drink than you.

Your drinking soulmates: those with a Chocolate Martini personality

Your drinking rivals: those with a Margarita Martini personality

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I don't mean to brag, but...

You're an Expert Kisser

You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity

You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off

And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave

When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable

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Because I need a little levity on this topic.

Speaking of smoking, I'll betcha there'll be very little smirting in the Midwest this weekend, as we're expecting well below zero temperatures. Come to think of it, I'll wager the bars in the state are all going to be hurting for business this weekend, as the smokers will all stay home.
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I don't know how Governor Blagojevich does it. His campaign motto should have been, "Great Hair - Lousy Politics." He's even managed to piss off a good many of his fellow Dems.
Leslie

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