Drive-Bys

If I didn't already love Pejman for his soaring intellect and razor-sharp wit, I'd love him forever just for agreeing with me about this. Pej is a man of impeccable taste, indeed.
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Just when you think the right and the left will never get along, something happens to make even the strangest bedfellows hold hands and sing "Kumbaya" Huh. (BTW -- I'm with Patrick here.)
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I think there were only two things here that I couldn't say "yes" to. Jeeze!
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Okay, I'll bite:

You're supposed to bold the ones you haven't done. Stolen by the Evil White Guy from Princess Kimberly...

I’ve Never Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Sex.
I’ve Never Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex. (Unless a smooch on the cheek doesn't count.)
I’ve Never Crashed A Friend’s Car.
I’ve Never Been To Japan.
I’ve Never Been In A Taxi.
I’ve Never Been In Love.
I’ve Never Had Sex In a Public Place.
I’ve Never Been Dumped.
I’ve Never Done Cocaine.
I’ve Never Shoplifted. (But I was 5 years old and it was a roll of Necco wafers, okay?)
I’ve Never Been Fired.
I’ve Never Been In A Fist Fight.
I’ve Never Had Group Intercourse.
I’ve Never Snuck Out Of My Parent’s House. (Just wasn't possible -- Dad was the lightest sleeper on planet Earth.)
I’ve Never Been Tied Up. (Playing cowboys and indians with the McCluskey boys.)
I’ve Never Regretted Having Sex With Someone.
I've Never Been Arrested.
I’ve Never Made Out With A Stranger.
I’ve Never Stolen Something From My Job.
I’ve Never Celebrated New Years In Time Square.
I’ve Never Gone On A Blind Date.
I’ve Never Lied To A Friend.
I’ve Never Had A Crush On A Teacher or Professor.
I’ve Never Celebrated Mardi Gras In New Orleans. (And probably won't. I get claustrophobic in crowds.)
I’ve Never Been To Europe.
I’ve Never Skipped School.
I’ve Never Slept With A Co-Worker.
I’ve Never Cut Myself On Purpose.
I’ve Never Had Sex At The Office.
I’ve Never Been Married.
I’ve Never Been Divorced.
I’ve Never Had Sex With More Than One Person Within The Same Week.
I’ve Never Posed Nude.
I’ve Never Gotten Someone Drunk Just To Have Sex With Them.
I’ve Never Killed Anyone.
I’ve Never Received Scars From My Sex Partner.
I’ve Never Thrown Up In A Bar.
I've Never Taken a Hallucinogenic Drug.
I’ve Never Purposely Set A Part Of Myself On Fire.
I’ve Never Eaten Sushi.
I’ve Never Been Snowboarding.
I’ve Never Had Sex At A Friend’s House While They Were Throwing A Party.
I’ve Never Had Sex In A Dressing Room.
I’ve Never Flashed Anyone.
I’ve Never Met Anyone From Online.

Who's next?
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