From the Rowdies in the Back of the Bus

My brother-in-law Fred tipped me that CNN is reporting that Lance Armstrong may be stripped of his 6th Tour de France title. In a random check for banned substances, three were found in Armstrong's hotel room.

The three substances banned by the French found in the hotel room were as follows:

a. Toothpaste
b. Deodorant
c. Soap

The French officials also found several other items which they had never seen before, including a testicle and a backbone.
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Eric wants you to take the "How Manly Are You?" quiz.
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Does a bear do WHAT in the woods???
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