Drive-Bys

I can see clearly now...



... that I've got my new specs from Zenni Optical. $35 including frames, lenses, polarized clip-on sunnies and postage and handling. No more losing expensive glasses for me. In fact, I could buy another cool pair from Zenni every other week for a year and still not spend what those gougers at Lenscrafters stuck me for. Yes, it took about two weeks. But for pennies on the dollar, it was well worth the wait!

(Thanks, Pammy for the tip.)
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A bit of Sunday silliness:


more cat
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Thanks to Teresa, I now know my drinking style:

LEO

Drinking style
Leo likes to drink and dance — they’re often fabulous dancers, and usually pretty good drinkers as well, losing their commanding dignity and turning kittenish. Of course, they’re quite aware they’re darling — Leos will be Leos, after all. They generally know their limit, probably because they loathe losing self-control. When they get over-refreshed, expect flirting to ensue — and perhaps not with the one what brung them. But Leo’s not the type to break rules even when drunk, so just try to ignore it (try harder, Cancer) and expect a sheepish (and hung over) Lion to make it up to you the next day.

Trademark cocktails
Leos like flashy drinks, be they complicated tropical concoctions festooned with umbrellas, like a Bahama mama or the more common strawberry daiquiri or mai tai. Indeed, they often have a taste for the fruity — try a screwdriver, or add an extra cherry to the next Manhattan. Their sense of drama lends itself to a kir royale, of course.

Drinking buddies
Ben Affleck, Gillian Anderson, Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinsky, Jennifer Lopez, Madonna, Debra Messing, Kevin Spacey, Martha Stewart, Andy Warhol

Gadzooks. Paragraph 1 is absolutely bang-on. Paragraph 2 is so far from my style that it's hilarious. Paragraph 3? Gag me. Not even if they were paying. (And every Blown-Eyed and Blown-Starred blodger who knows me is rolling on the floor in glee at the thought.)
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This had me spewing all over the monitor. Took a full roll of paper towels to clean up the mess.