Leslie's Omnibus

Drive-Bys

It wasn't me, okay?
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My pal Christine is having a sale. I love, love, LOVE her stuff, and so does everyone else I've gifted from her Etsy shop.

She's a wicked, wicked temptress.
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For the Headline of the Day, go here. And try not to snicker.
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Giggle of the Day No. 1:

kitty
more cat pictures
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Someone else has a guilt-inducer from The Princess Mom School of Child Rearing. Poor thing.
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Giggle of the Day No. 2:

kitty
more cat pictures
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From Sourpuss, this lovely meme:

Who are you? To find your new name, follow these instructions.

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dink y
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdl e

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

I got Snooty Hamsterlips. You?

(Leave your new name in the comments so I can laugh at you!)
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Spirograph for geeky grownups.
Leslie

8 comments:

Livey said...

haha I'm sloopy potty shorts!

Pammy said...

"Sleezy Farklehump". I like it! heh

Maeve said...

Cheesy chicken chunks.........
OMG, I am fast food.

Rave said...

heheh- I am Sneezy ChickenHiney!

ROFL

Mark said...

It's Dippenheiny. Dorfus Dippenheiny. (cue Bond music.)

Harvey said...

Dorfus Frickenfanny

No relation

Anonymous said...

Gosh, I forgot what my name was after I saw the sprirograph link! I loved that thing!!

Talk to you soon,
Barrie

Venomous Kate said...

Tootsie Chickendoodle here.