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You Are Fairly Normal



You scored 70% normal on this quiz


Like most people you are normal in some ways...

But you aren't a completely normal person. You're a little weird too!


Why You Are Normal:

You prefer ruffled potato chips

You prefer a good meal to a good nap

You eat the frosting first

You think fishnet stockings are trashy

When you're in a car, you prefer to be the driver [Duh!]


Why You Aren't Normal:

You are no longer with your first love

You prefer the moon to the sun

You would not eat meat from a cloned animal

You know a little about many subjects

You find the Chicken Dance to be the more embarrassing dance



(A tip of the cap to the lovely and talented Ms. Tammi.)
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While he's usually really funny, Uncle Jay knocks it out of the park this week with his takes on hubris, Eliot Spitzer, Super Delegates and more.
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I don't know why this made me giggle...

Humorous Pictures

... but it really, really did.
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Is it me, or is there something almost Monty Python-esque about this story?

(A tip of the cap to Ken Lammers.)
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Travis has finally returned to blogging. That's the good news.

The bad news?

Zonker has exited the blogosphere. Oh, I suspect I'll stumble over him at a couple of blogmeets a year... but I'll really miss his pithy posts. And the midgets.

And more bad news... Ms. Sandy appears to have done a runner again. Somebody give me a shout when she resurfaces again, please.
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Best Irish joke ever here.
Leslie

2 comments:

Maeve said...

Heyyyyyyyyyy!
Fishnets are not trashy!
Only when they are ripped, THEN they are trashy.

Jerry said...

Good Irish joke!