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You Are Fairly Normal

You scored 70% normal on this quiz Like most people you are normal in some ways... But you aren't a completely normal person. You're a little weird too! Why You Are Normal: You prefer ruffled potato chips You prefer a good meal to a good nap You eat the frosting first You think fishnet stockings are trashy When you're in a car, you prefer to be the driver [Duh!] Why You Aren't Normal: You are no longer with your first love You prefer the moon to the sun You would not eat meat from a cloned animal You know a little about many subjects You find the Chicken Dance to be the more embarrassing dance

What's Normal About You... And What's Not?

(A tip of the cap to the lovely and talented Ms. Tammi.)
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While he's usually really funny, Uncle Jay knocks it out of the park this week with his takes on hubris, Eliot Spitzer, Super Delegates and more.
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I don't know why this made me giggle...



... but it really, really did.
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Is it me, or is there something almost Monty Python-esque about this story?

(A tip of the cap to Ken Lammers.)
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Travis has finally returned to blogging. That's the good news.

The bad news?

Zonker has exited the blogosphere. Oh, I suspect I'll stumble over him at a couple of blogmeets a year... but I'll really miss his pithy posts. And the midgets.

And more bad news... Ms. Sandy appears to have done a runner again. Somebody give me a shout when she resurfaces again, please.
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Best Irish joke ever here.