Currently the top post on the front page of Reddit is this heart-warming lamp Redditor, justgrant2009, received from his mom on his wedding day. The lamp was filled with things his mom had found in his pockets whilst doing his laundry growing up.
- It would have to be a glass lamp base the size of a small dumpster;
- It would be rated NC-17; and,
- He’d be rich, given all the money he was famous for leaving in his pockets.