Well, my planets must be severely out of whack, because my ex-husband finally found me on facebook... after twenty years... and sent me a message on Christmas day.
Look, both are nice guys. And both were NOT the nice guys for me.
I guess this is another karmic lesson in learning how to say "NO" firmly and politely.
Sadly, these guys think I'm a little bit Crystal Gayle:
Whereas, I'd argue I'm more Jo Dee Messina these days:
And I'm more and more that way every day. (Yay!)
In the meantime, would somebody notify the Gods that it's time to realign the planets? Really, I don't need the lesson any more.