Leslie's Omnibus


"We've already talked about having corned beef and Cabernet tastings," said Binstein.
Can I just give up my apartment and move right in there? Because let me tell you, it's tempting.

You Are Strawberries with Cream

Fresh and uncomplicated, you are always enjoyed but often overlooked.

You're confident in who you are. You don't need a facade to feel better about yourself.


You Are Strawberry Cake

Fresh, sassy, and romantic.

You're a total flirt, who never would turn down a sugary treat.

Occasionally you're a bit moody - but you usually stay sweet!

(Can you say trend?)

You Are Apple Pie

You're the perfect combo of comforting and traditional

Those who like you crave security

(Never mind.)

The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.

In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored.

You'd like your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please.

Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets.

Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

You think of marriage as something you've always wanted... though you haven't really thought about it.

In this moment, you think of love as something you can get or discard anytime. You're feeling self centered.

When everybody else sees this, they think cleavage and lots of it. But somehow I've got this phonetic pronunciation that shows my Freudian Slip, in all its lacy glory, stuck in my head: FUH-Cup Cookie. Swell.

1 comment:

Maeve said...

I am Smores

Unusual and unconventional, you make your strange ways work for you.
You've got personality - no one's denying that!