Leslie's Omnibus

Drive-Bys

You know, in Kerrville, Erica had us all convinced it was the frosting on GuyK's cake (scroll down) that caused this:

But now I'm convinced I've finally found the real culprits:

Kind of festive and tasty looking, no?
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Your Score: The Wolf

Here's your results! Your spirit animal has a Nobility ranking of 12 out of 18.



Your spirit animal is the wolf. It is a ferocious companion, and a loyal friend. It is both a respectable and noble creature; to have this spirit animal says good things about you, and that you are starting to figure things out. Wolves are pretty rare spirit animals.

***Wondering how this animal was chosen for you? These questions were carefully thought out to see how important you hold certain virtues such as: humanism, self-knowledge, rationalism, the love of freedom and other somewhat Hellenic ideals. Some of the questions were very subtle. Your score was then matched with an animal of corresponding nobility. However, you shouldn't think this was a right/wrong sort of test, but more of an idealistic values test. It's ok to not hold these values, you'll just get an animal spirit of lower stature if you do!***

Link: The What is Your Spirit Animal Test written by FindingEros on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test
(A tip of the cap to Maranda.)
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Gah!


The Dirty Little Secret
Deliberate Gentle Sex Master (DGSM)

Innocent but fundamentally sexual, like the word "finger". You are the Dirty Little Secret.

Few women have the confidence for sex mastery, and among nice girls, like you, it's almost unheard of. So congratulations. You've had plenty of adventures, but you've remained a kind, thoughtful person. Your friends appreciate your exploits. They even live vicariously through you.

Your exact female opposite:
The Wild Rose

Random Brutal Love Dreamer
You seek pleasure, but you're not irresponsible. You are organized and cautious, and you choose your lovers wisely. One, you don't like dirtbags. And two, you like to maintain control. Or at least lose it selectively. You might notice that older men single you out. They have an eye for your sensual nature. Take it as a compliment.

You enjoy making people happy, and it's inevitable that many guys will fall harder for you than you for them. You're not completely comfortable in a serious, long-term relationship right now. Our guess is that the key to extended happiness will be finding a responsible, but kinky, mate.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Hornivore (RBSM), The Manchild (RBLD), The Last Man on Earth (RBSD)

CONSIDER: The Bachelor (DGSM), The Backrubber (DGSD)


Link: The Online Dating Persona Test @ OkCupid - free online dating.

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Don't you just love it when someone will actually come out and say what everyone's been thinking all along?
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I hope one of my readers wins!
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I know who I'm voting for for Miss America this year.
Leslie

6 comments:

Erica said...

OH, DEAR GOD...MAKE IT GO AWAY!

A] I was trashed.

B] The humid weather gave me bad hair (plus I left my leave-in conditioner at home, and someone -- I won't name names -- with [not that] Great Farookin' Hair, wouldn't share his hair care products with me).

C] Lost chin count after a baker's dozen.

D] My tongue is blue.

All in all: ugh.

Omnibus Driver said...

Yes, but was it tasty?

Maeve said...

Your spirit animal is the deer. They are a respectable and beautiful animal. They are fearful and timid at times and are considered as having only slightly above average nobility and wisdom. The deer is a fairly common guardian, and you can feel proud knowing it will serve you well.

Deer? I got F***ng DEER???!!!
How lame is that?!?
LOL!~

Erica said...

A six pack of Stellas, and a bunch of Shiners to boot -- I could honestly say I don't even think I remember *how* my tongue became that color.

I remember getting cake at the HEB, but the actual eating it part I'm totally fuzzy on.

Becky said...

I love that picture. Maybe next year we can get another one with a different shade. Guy has already emailed me on when we plan on having the next one.

Richard said...

Crap, Leslie you were so right about that. My ten-year-old IS channeling Erica. Actually though the retirement party was LAST week so perhaps Erica was channeling my ten-year-old...