Rubber-Necking

Okay, here's another head-slapper: on my sitemeter at 5:46 a.m. today (What? You don't get up this early, too?) is a sole visitor from Yazd in the State of Yazd, Iran. And what search, pray tell, brought them here?

celebrity pictures angry pee

I can't figure out what's more disturbing -- that I'm in the sights of someone from Iran, that search string, or that the Omnibus pops up as #1. Once again the LOLs serve me well...

Rubber-Necking

Sometimes I'll trip over a really bizarre search that points somebody through the intarwebs and right at my blog. Today's eye-popper?

Milk Enemas

That's right. In the middle of this incredible panoply of images from the blase to the ridiculous to the downright kinky you'll find this.

Freaking LOL cats!

I'm still scratching my head...
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And if that's not enough, I found this in the news today:

Carolee Bildsten, 56, of the 5300 block of David Court, allegedly assaulted the officer on Tuesday evening with what Gurnee Police Cmdr. Jay Patrick called “a rigid feminine pleasure device.”

That just boggles the mind...