I've heard of the "Twinkie Defense" but the "Elf Defense"????
How much do you want to bet that guy took the Geek Test and had a perfect score?
(A tip of the cap to my Fairy BlogMother.)
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Zoinks! This must be the day for truly astounding excuses!
"He told the court his character was a shaman, or magical elf, who carried a small Japanese sword as a weapon."
ReplyDeleteYes, I'll bet his sword is VERY small :-)