That Blows My Skirt Up Chaps My Asphalt

"Meanwhile, I've been wrestling with Kong. For more than a week I've been pounding on the epilogue, but still can't get it to gel. This morning I put that aside for a bit and went back to rewrite a Tyrion chapter, and that's going much better.

Parts of me just got all tingly. EPILOGUE!

He'd better not be toying with me again...

(Don't get too excited over me mentioning the epilogue, please. I don't always write these chapters in the order you read them. The epilogue will close the book, but it won't be the last chapter written. For instance, the last chapter written on A STORM OF SWORDS was the Red Wedding)."

Oops. He is.

Bastard. Where's my fiance when I need him to give old George another swift kick in the tuchas?

Hmphf!