Friday, September 11, 2009

Quick Stop

This is why you NEVER drunk text:
(434): I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
(1-434): Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
Fell off the couch laughing!
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3 comments:

  1. Graumagus11:29 AM

    Why have I not seen this site before?

    These are freakin' hilarious!

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  2. Mike8:27 PM

    Yeah, my mom would NEVER wear RollerBlades.

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  3. JihadGene12:35 PM

    FUNNY!!!

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