Rubber-Necking

My horoscope today, according to the Lipstick Mystic via the RedEye:

Leo
July 23-Aug 22
Lusty Venus is entering your sign, giving you a four-week license to bed anyone and everyone. Your sex drive is higher than Lindsay Lohan's blood-alcohol level before her last trip to rehab. Get that friskiness out of your system.

*Gulp*