Leslie's Omnibus

Blithely rolling off the email trail and onto the information highway. (And it's a very short stumble from "blithe" to "blithering.")

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Drive-Bys

Authorities say Ahmad Abdallah Abu Ghanam had wrapped the gun in aluminum foil and a towel in his checked luggage....

Abu Ghanam is charged with the removal of a firearm serial number. He told police he bought the weapon on a street a month ago and didn't know the serial number was missing.
Oh, goody. I'm sure it's all a silly misunderstanding.
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Being as the three dumbasses in the cab were already "foobically intoxidated," they overshot and landed with an impressive splash, right in the MIDDLE of the waller. Where the truck promptly sank out of sight into the murky water.
Wonderful story telling! (And I love "foobically intoxidated"!)
Omnibabe at 3:32 PM
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