Drive-Bys

From somewhere up in heaven, Old Crankypants is gleefully pointing a finger and saying, "See! I told you they're evil!"

As for me, I say this is a pretty damned far-fetched theory. Seems to me it takes opposable thumbs to turn on a stove, or am I wrong?
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Headline of the Day: "Awkward Moments Abound in Penis Pump Trial"

Ya think?
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