Drive-Bys

King Tut and Leonardo Da Vinci exhibits up at the same time??? How could you not want to visit Chicago this summer?
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This is why I love the ever-truthful Graumagus:

If the dumbasses could understand any piece of writing more complicated than "Dick and Jane go to sensitivity training" ("See Spot. See Spot run. Is Spot creating a hostile environment for differently abled canines who are unable to match his ambulatory prowess?") they'd realize that I don't hate any given ethnic group, gender, or people of any sexual orientation, what I despise is the bullshit double standards and "blame the white heterosexual guy for everything that sucks in our lives" mentality that permeates every aspect of our society these days. Plus I like smacking hornet's nests with a stick now and then for amusment purposes.

Pure poetry.
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Quote of the day: "i'm taking the boys to the pool to celebrate the fed's sixteenth straight interest rate hike. i know it's weird, but that's how we roll. may the sun shine on your portfolio and mine."
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