Rubber-Necking

Just how much more stupid can Paris Hilton get? Sheesh!
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And speaking of stupid women... I wish Antonio Davis good luck. Really, I do.
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What planet does this clueless wonder come from?
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Oh, goody! Another clueless wonder. And this one has a "Y" chromosome, too. Amazing.
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If I had a real cluebat I'd be playing whack-a-moron today.
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Quick! Hand me that cluebat! I'm not done yet. (I can't believe this. No, wait. It's an Illinois politician. Maybe I can...)
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