Bus Fumes

"[T]he next time you hear some pointy-headed fartknocker beating up on the United States for being "stingy" in times of trouble, for being reluctant to share the wealth, even with those in the direst need, ask 'im where the first relief came from, during his native country's last natural disaster. Ask him who showed up first, with supplies and fresh water. Then ask him where his country was after Katrina."

Beautiful.
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The brilliant Barry Beelzebub on reality TV:

"Dressed up in her finest New Look and with an extra coat of polish on her tattoos, she was so appallingly bad that even the potato-headed Louis Walsh couldn’t find a redeeming feature."

Blimey!

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