Drive-Bys

Giggle of the Day, compliments of It Made My Day:

My nephew is potty training, so the other day I went with him to the bathroom to do Number 2. I noticed he was grunting and pushing pretty hard so I told him, “If you keep doing that you’ll blow a gasket.” No sooner had I said this, he unleashed an incredible fart. He looked at me with panic in his eyes and said, “I just blew a gasket!” IMMD

Also this priceless gem:

I went through a McDonald’s drive thru and said “I can has cheeseburger?” There was a pause before I heard “Nom Nom Nom” on the other end. IMMD

Straight to the RSS feed!
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JihadGene says, "It's Friday! Let's Dance!"

Alrighty, then. Here's a new video I found of those wonderful kids from Killarney -- Rasher & The Trainwrecks:



That'll get your toes tapping!
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Oh, the humanity!
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Ya think???
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Quote of the Day:

Many Muslims desperately flee these countries for the West in order to pursue their more extreme brand of Islam. We give them the freedom to do so--in effect the freedom to hate us.

Wrap your head around that for a minute.
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I love me some etsy... but I adore Regretsy. It elevates fug to a whole new level of wrong.