Drive-Bys

A Clutter of Quotes:

That’s a damn good idea. You lawyers are fucking smart.

(Namby is a recent discovery who gives me the giggles daily. And he lives in Chicago. Sweet.)

"Don't cry for me Appalachia! The truth is I never hiked you..."

... and...

I believe enduring love is primarily a commitment and an act of will, and for a marriage to be successful, that commitment must be reciprocal.

(Via la Diva Althouse.)

Personally, though, before you decide, I’d advise you to take a moment and consider ALL the implications of the word…’rental.

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sourpuss wants to know what 4 live people you'd like to have dinner with.

I have an even more specific question: What four living bloggers, who you haven't yet met in person, would you like to have dinner with?
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A Chicago grade school will be marching in this year's Gay Pride parade.

Not a good idea.

Why?

Because there are loads of almost completely nude people participating in the parade.

Because most of the floats have themes of a blatantly, overtly, in-your-face sexual content.

Because many of the parade participants and most of the watching crowd is drunk and disorderly.

You want to show your support for the community? Do a nice mural or plant a garden somewhere.

But the parade? No.
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Don't forget about Take Three. There's always room for one more participant!
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Giggle of the Day:


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Ear Worm of the Day:



That was my role in High School. And, yes, I had to learn to tap dance for that. No. I'm no Ruby Keeler. (But I got the job done!)

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Even Bigger Giggle:

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One more reason you don't mess with Texas.
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This is just falling out of your chair funny!