Pammy just reminded me that my mother occasionally offers up pithy little phrases that leave me scratching my head. (So what was it that Pammy said that got me started? "
It's been dry, too. Dry as a popcorn fart.")
Some Princess
Momilies that stand out in particular:
He/she drives like the Hammers of Hell.
We shot through that like shit through a tin horn.
What
momilies does
your mother pop up with?
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One of her favorites was "I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
ReplyDeleteUmmm, I don't know what "have a cow" means, but I saw some little duckies the other day.
ReplyDeleteBwaaaaaahahahaha! It's great having a mom who speaks English as her second language.
It is as tight as dick's hatband.
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